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Girls’ Nite In
„So, like, I’m talking to his guy, and he’s so sweet on me he’s going to offer his family heirlooms, so I’ll be sweet on him, and he totally has a cute ass so can’t pass over it just like that, so, like, we get groovy…”
“Shut up, you drunk bitch,” Kobu threw an empty beer can at Morlock’s head, hitting her square on the forehead. “Everybody knows you’re a raging dyke.”
“I’m… I’m not!” Brunette squealed. “We’re just friends, great friends!”
“And that’s why you shot her. Twice. And before that, the two of you just had a friendly lesbo romp. And after that you were making out with her. And then your hand just slipped, and you sexed her again. And again. And now you live together.”
“That’s… that’s a LIE!”
“I think that’s actually kind of sweet.” Rani sipped her tea. Green-haired dragoness never ever touched the alcohol. One could wonder why. Sadly, attempts to spike her tea were always unsuccessful due to her phenomenal sense of smell and general awareness. “It’s so nice people meet just like that and fall in love.”
“Please, honey, you live with a guy that actually looks like an underage girl.” Kobu smirked. “And besides, Mor, only dykes get tattoos like these.”
“What the fuck!? You bitch!” Morlock jumped over the table, trying to reach Kobu. She managed to grab her. Kind of. Whole room froze in anticipation.
“So, why are you groping my tits right now if you’re not a lesbian? And get those paws off me, or you’re going to lose them, you filthy half angel! Look!” Kobu stood up, shaking off stuttering nephilim. “I just got this gown cleaned, and pressed, and now it’s all creased just because you can’t control yourself in my presence! I know I’m fucking irresistible but you’re not my type!”
Morlock regained – somehow - her composure.
“Fucking irresistible my ass! You’re flat like a board! I prefer bigger boobs!”
“I’m not flat! I’m reasonable shaped! They’re ideal shape and size for… Did you just say you prefer bigger boobs?”
There was a bit of uncomfortable silence.
“..on my men?”
“Fucking headshot! Who’s the butch one? I mean, you’re not the prettiest fish in the sea. You kind of don’t qualify even in the upper half.”
“I’ll kill you!”
Rani sighed.
“Can’t we be civil, girls?”
“I’m going to be civil as long as she isn’t going for my peaches.” Morlock’s face went white and she shuddered at the thought.
“It’s a wonder that anyone can suffer through even seeing you occasionally! Oh, sorry, did I just, like, touch the nerve, like, just now?” Brunette smirked cruelly. “Ice queen, bitch, and dead fish, all in one, like, the package you just can’t miss.”
Kobu clenched her jaw.
“That was uncalled for! And I’ll have you know,” she added in a sultry voice, “that once you know me I’m a passionate lover unlike any you’ve ever met, and men just swarm just to be in my presence..,” Kobu licked her lips for the maximal impact, leaving Morlock slightly mesmerized.
“Oi, you hos, shut you traps! We’re trying to watch the game, and you’re ruining that for us!” Kael tuned towards the kitchen, looking over the back of the couch. Kobu saw the ash from her cigarette fall on the carpet and grimaced. It was hell to get it out. “If you want to go all out, do this outside, and then bring more beer, we’re running dangerously low, and I need to be hammered before I deal with you!”
“Nachos too.” Damiel piped in. ”Those are dead for half an hour now.”
“Order pizza, while you’re at it. And be a little more considerate, our little pumpkin is already tucked in.” Lucifer yawned. “Though, you might want to wake her, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Loli loving pervert. Why is she sleeping on you anyway?”
Lucifer shrugged looking at the girl in her lap.
“She’s afraid of you, I’d wager. Besides, I’m her mistress and you’re just jealous.”
“Yeah, right. I’m not a loli loving pervert like you, ‘mistress’.” Kobu rolled her eyes at no one in particular. Strange chirping sound filled the kitchen and Rani looked at her cell phone.
“That’s my ride. Ast’s picking me up, so see you later!” Dragoness picked her bag, and literally run out of the apartment.
“Is it only me, or is she cock-whipped?” Morlock wondered aloud. There was silence.
“Since she’s gone,” Kael started carefully, ”who’s up for a game of drinking strip scrabble?”
No one dared to answer.
“Let me put her to bed, and we’re free to go.” Lucifer murmured. Kobu put her forehead to the hard surface of the table.
“Why do I let those things happen at my flat…?”
„So, like, I’m talking to his guy, and he’s so sweet on me he’s going to offer his family heirlooms, so I’ll be sweet on him, and he totally has a cute ass so can’t pass over it just like that, so, like, we get groovy…”
“Shut up, you drunk bitch,” Kobu threw an empty beer can at Morlock’s head, hitting her square on the forehead. “Everybody knows you’re a raging dyke.”
“I’m… I’m not!” Brunette squealed. “We’re just friends, great friends!”
“And that’s why you shot her. Twice. And before that, the two of you just had a friendly lesbo romp. And after that you were making out with her. And then your hand just slipped, and you sexed her again. And again. And now you live together.”
“That’s… that’s a LIE!”
“I think that’s actually kind of sweet.” Rani sipped her tea. Green-haired dragoness never ever touched the alcohol. One could wonder why. Sadly, attempts to spike her tea were always unsuccessful due to her phenomenal sense of smell and general awareness. “It’s so nice people meet just like that and fall in love.”
“Please, honey, you live with a guy that actually looks like an underage girl.” Kobu smirked. “And besides, Mor, only dykes get tattoos like these.”
“What the fuck!? You bitch!” Morlock jumped over the table, trying to reach Kobu. She managed to grab her. Kind of. Whole room froze in anticipation.
“So, why are you groping my tits right now if you’re not a lesbian? And get those paws off me, or you’re going to lose them, you filthy half angel! Look!” Kobu stood up, shaking off stuttering nephilim. “I just got this gown cleaned, and pressed, and now it’s all creased just because you can’t control yourself in my presence! I know I’m fucking irresistible but you’re not my type!”
Morlock regained – somehow - her composure.
“Fucking irresistible my ass! You’re flat like a board! I prefer bigger boobs!”
“I’m not flat! I’m reasonable shaped! They’re ideal shape and size for… Did you just say you prefer bigger boobs?”
There was a bit of uncomfortable silence.
“..on my men?”
“Fucking headshot! Who’s the butch one? I mean, you’re not the prettiest fish in the sea. You kind of don’t qualify even in the upper half.”
“I’ll kill you!”
Rani sighed.
“Can’t we be civil, girls?”
“I’m going to be civil as long as she isn’t going for my peaches.” Morlock’s face went white and she shuddered at the thought.
“It’s a wonder that anyone can suffer through even seeing you occasionally! Oh, sorry, did I just, like, touch the nerve, like, just now?” Brunette smirked cruelly. “Ice queen, bitch, and dead fish, all in one, like, the package you just can’t miss.”
Kobu clenched her jaw.
“That was uncalled for! And I’ll have you know,” she added in a sultry voice, “that once you know me I’m a passionate lover unlike any you’ve ever met, and men just swarm just to be in my presence..,” Kobu licked her lips for the maximal impact, leaving Morlock slightly mesmerized.
“Oi, you hos, shut you traps! We’re trying to watch the game, and you’re ruining that for us!” Kael tuned towards the kitchen, looking over the back of the couch. Kobu saw the ash from her cigarette fall on the carpet and grimaced. It was hell to get it out. “If you want to go all out, do this outside, and then bring more beer, we’re running dangerously low, and I need to be hammered before I deal with you!”
“Nachos too.” Damiel piped in. ”Those are dead for half an hour now.”
“Order pizza, while you’re at it. And be a little more considerate, our little pumpkin is already tucked in.” Lucifer yawned. “Though, you might want to wake her, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Loli loving pervert. Why is she sleeping on you anyway?”
Lucifer shrugged looking at the girl in her lap.
“She’s afraid of you, I’d wager. Besides, I’m her mistress and you’re just jealous.”
“Yeah, right. I’m not a loli loving pervert like you, ‘mistress’.” Kobu rolled her eyes at no one in particular. Strange chirping sound filled the kitchen and Rani looked at her cell phone.
“That’s my ride. Ast’s picking me up, so see you later!” Dragoness picked her bag, and literally run out of the apartment.
“Is it only me, or is she cock-whipped?” Morlock wondered aloud. There was silence.
“Since she’s gone,” Kael started carefully, ”who’s up for a game of drinking strip scrabble?”
No one dared to answer.
“Let me put her to bed, and we’re free to go.” Lucifer murmured. Kobu put her forehead to the hard surface of the table.
“Why do I let those things happen at my flat…?”
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No excuse. I had to get a bunny oput of my head. Bunny that changed the gender of the most of my characters *twitch* And sociable. Among themselves, of course.
As to which loli is referred.... there are two most obvious. Still, Lav would be just older loli (or growing out of being loli), so it's not him, and it's not 'the little one' - he would be a total loli. There's someone more loli when changed into girl, and that one would be Belzie.
And they're all demons except Morlock, who's nephilim, Damiel, who's angel (and a butch one, really), and Rani, who's a dragon (kind of demon, you might argue).
As to which loli is referred.... there are two most obvious. Still, Lav would be just older loli (or growing out of being loli), so it's not him, and it's not 'the little one' - he would be a total loli. There's someone more loli when changed into girl, and that one would be Belzie.
And they're all demons except Morlock, who's nephilim, Damiel, who's angel (and a butch one, really), and Rani, who's a dragon (kind of demon, you might argue).
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